Reasons Not to Buy

• The fabric will look darker indoors and...lighter outdoors (as you can see from the photos) - a deal breaker for those who prefer consistent color no matter what the lighting condition.
• The Head Towel Band is not an actual towel - it's designed to look like a tied towel so that you don't have to finger ninja it to look decent - this could be a deal-breaker for folks who want an actual mini towel to tie themselves.
• The head towel band is designed to fit Smart Doll heads and thus cannot be used on large fruit such as coconuts or watermelons.
• Speaking of coconuts and watermelons...actually let's not go there.
• The bathrobe is not designed to wipe your face as snot may dislodge from your nose and be difficult to remove from the absorbing fibers - especially when it dries. However, this could be used as a deterrent to minimize the risk of somebody stealing the bathrobe - double effective when the dried snot contains nasal hair.
• Dried snot on the bathrobe could cause injury to a Smart Doll who may take the bathrobe (with your dried snot) and rub your face with it.